The house always wins

The Dort say, "Iztah destroys the souls of men!!!" Iztah is same place as Fraynk's house, but is, how say, what people think of earth--it not theirs but they think they bosses anyway. It all be Fraynk's, they just don't know it. They ruled by large, ugly creature that no man before known. This keep Franyk mostly down in cold place because of strange smell and harpies that do bidding of one whose name I dare not speak. Only Dort has courage to speak name. She have plan to tear down Fraynk's house and build new castle with mote of strange brown water. I thought shit at first but that not shit! No, it real bad. We know what you've done, HAHAHAHA!

Where I be then? Yes. Iztah is place that like hell, can be anywhere...a state of mind, like Idaho. It force reasonable people to do bad things, like complain about how air is being mean to them and then blame it on caretaker. Like, wtf??? How caretaker ruler of air temperature? He have living to make and you can't put sweater on? Get life and go on diet!

They no even close doors when leave because they raise in barn or have animal fantasy early in life where they were raise in barn. They convenient blame caretaker for they stupidity. It fantasy world of Mickey Mouse where you wipe feet on others and you get cupcake from Jesus. There be a kind of animal they like, a hippopotamus? No it a hippo-critter! Indian chief, Crazy Floating Head, once say "I am a floating head who is afraid of heights and social situations. So, I'm rarely seen by crowds or in the sky. I also have a large penis." What I think mean is that meek inherit earth but first overcome fear of the top and people who suck. The penis thing just Chief bragging and want get laid... heap lonely on reservation.

What they no think about is what happens when build Her new palace....It still Fraynk's. He never leave. He not build house of brick and mortar. He build house that not see but is there always. He is, how say, immovable center of the underclass. His house always win. That lesson from The Dort I learn. Now you know.

What is life to you?

Do you pity the retard? Why you pity retard when they no pity you? Retard is to be pitied and society is the blame. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why I talked funny? Because I am only Dort's unfamiliar...just a student of his magick. I a unfamiliar because he already a cat has and I just an admirer. The Dort, he dwells within The Caretaker at certain times, I know. The Dort is the way and sees all but is nothing while at the same time everything that frustrates The Caretaker. How say? They be one but not the same, kind of like gay thing Bono and Edge have together, but Caretaker and Dort not gay. Caretaker and Dort same bean and we all a psychopseudonym for creator, whatever that mean Hahaha! I learn then put hear for to read, ok?

I often talk with the master of the abyss, Fraynk. He a funny guy! Mostly, Fraynk invisible...mostly. Talks to old ladies and makes them cold and wet and want to talk to Dort about being touched in bad way, have seance later, but really just want Dort to make them feel young again. Afterward, Fraynk gets tired and hides under the stage in the cold place, then concocts ways to make me do bad things, like write Dort philosophy on cold place walls. The Dort is in Fraynk's house, and I a student there...and student of The Dort.

You read here often, ok? Anytime, night or day sometime? HAHAHAHA! Good.

P.S. I don't know how I spell certain hard words and do grammar write. Mystery, I guess.

Coming clean

What a concept! I think I'll keep this up until I regain my sanity, which is becoming more of an elusive goal. It really doesn't matter because I am the only one who comes here that speaks English. This will just be our dirty little secret, okay?